Fifth Thursday
Your editor was in San Diego while the rest of the club toured the Allan Hancock College Enology and Viticulture Department. My tour of the USS Midway Museum was fabulous. Hope you enjoyed Allan Hancock as much.
WEBSITE Features
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Announcements
Los Olivos Day in the Country
Saturday 10/15. Sign up with Susan to help prepare and serve steak sandwiches. This fund raiser is for the club, not the foundation.
District Conference
Same time as Day in the Country. See President John if you want to go.
Basic PERLS
Monday 10/15 at the Grange. Sign up with President John.
Second Annual Military Cannon Ball
Saturday, November 5 at the Vets Building in Solvang. 5:00-10:30. Dinner by Pam Gnekow's Country Garden Catering. Dancing to the Big Band sounds of the Rose Gard Dance Band. Tickets $55 from Dean or online at www.syvalleyvets.org
JOKE OF THE DAY
Q. What happens when there is no smog in Los Angeles?
A. UCLA
Q. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack.
Q. What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
A. It gets toad away.
Q. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here." Helium doesn't react.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
