Lt Kurt Kruse

The commander of the Buellton office of the California Highway Patrol gave us more statistics about traffic accidents and deaths last week than most of us wanted to know.  Especially the news that fatalities are up 300% over the prior comparable period. Fortunately that 300% translates to only six deaths, but that's still too many.  The surprising news is that the new round-abouts have cut down serious accidents considerably. There have been numerous fender benders as people learn to navigate them, but the CHP is very pleased with them overall. 
 

Announcements

Los Olivos Day in the Country
Saturday 10/15. Sign up with Susan to help prepare and serve steak sandwiches. This fund raiser is for the club, not the foundation.
 
District Conference
Same time as Day in the Country. See President John if you want to go.
 
Basic PERLS
Monday 10/17 at the Grange.  Sign up with President John.  Family and friends welcome for $20 each
 
Old Fashioned Christmas
We will again be serving hot chocolate and cookies on Saturday evening, 12/3.
 
Holiday Party. With our anniversary party coming up in January, our holiday party will be Thursday, 12/22 at the Grange. Details to follow.
 
Second Annual Military Cannon Ball
Saturday, November 5 at the Vets Building in Solvang. 5:00-10:30. Dinner by Pam Gnekow's Country Garden Catering. Dancing to the Big Band sounds of the Rose Gard Dance Band.  Tickets $55 from Dean or online at www.syvalleyvets.org
 
Fifth Thursday Photos
A couple photos from our trip to Allan Hancock College last month. President John would like to see some photos here of Distric Governor Nick Frnakle's visit last month. Please email them to Dean for next week's Olive Branch.
 
 
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/animal-jokes#sthash.AxSnLvko.dpuf
Speakers
Oct 13, 2016
World of Oceans
Oct 20, 2016
Tail Waggin Tutor
Oct 27, 2016
Craft Talk
Nov 03, 2016
Atterdag at Home and Village Movement
Nov 10, 2016
War of 1812
Nov 17, 2016
Follow-up on politics and election
Dec 01, 2016
Craft Talk
Dec 08, 2016
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MEETING TASKS
 
Next Meeting:
Thursday, 10/13/2016
 
Snacks:
Rich Nagler
 
Invocation:
Ron Walsh
 
Greeter:
Don Kelleher
 
Tech:
Ron Walsh
 
Following Meeting:
Thursday, 10/20/2016
 
Snacks:
Gabi Robbins
 
Invocation:
Joe Sanguinet
 
Greeter:
Penny Knowles
 
Tech:
Peter Robbins
 
Future Snacks:
10/27 Jim Pugh
11/3 John Reese
11/10 Inge-Lise P.
11/17 Joe Sanguinet
 
 
 
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